Casting Our Vote

It's election day, I think you may have heard about it.  Mick and Layla have some votes they'd like to place as well.  So in their honor I respectfully submit these votes...

We vote for more forever homes and less dogs lost and dying in shelters.  We vote for an increase of treats and raw meaty bones for dogs everywhere.  We vote for warm beds, food and shelter.  And Kongs and Wubba's, don't forget them.

We vote for increased hours of sunlight, because day light savings time puts a cramp in time to play fetch after work.  We vote for equal opportunities to blog because our HuMom always hogs the computer.  Blankets, we want more blankets too. 

We want more chances to catch the squirrels and less fussing when we roll in putrid stuff.  It doesn't stink to us. Get over it.  We want meatballs to rain from the sky.

Cast our vote for the elimination of dogs chained and abandoned.  And for the love of dog teach the stupid Humans how to be responsible dog owners. We vote for gentle hands and soft kisses.  We vote to be loved softly across the bridge when the time comes. 

We vote for election ballots to be saturated with chicken gravy and pressed into bones for dogs everywhere to enjoy.  

We vote for our Humom to win the Nobel Peace Prize for being the worlds best Mom. Okay, so maybe we are biased.  We'd stuff the ballot box on that one.  Which of course means, you guessed it, more gravy saturated dog bones for us.  

Sign us - registered barkers and proxy voters.  Mick E. Democrat and Layla Repub Lican