You Can Lead - the other side

You can lead a woman to logic, but you can't make her embrace it. Some things defy logic.

You can lead a woman to patience, but you can't make her.....well......patient. Why, yes, I do resemble this remark.

You can lead a woman to the hardware store, but her head will be at the Mall.

You can lead a woman to a sports event, but she'll still be looking at what kind of shoes the gal a couple seats over is wearing.

You can tell a woman she's beautiful, but she'll still compare herself to other women.

You can call your female dog your baby, but you better not call your girl friend/wife a bitch.

You can stop thinking the minute you enter your cave, but a woman doesn't have that luxury. Our brains almost never stop working, except during blonde moments. In these cases the brain temporarily leaves the body.

You can hope a woman will stop talking, but odds are not good it will happen.

You can love to cuddle with your woman, but during a hot flash, or PMS it can be taking your life in your own hands.

How do I know these things? Well, duh, I'm a woman, I know everything. When will men (children and teenagers) understand this?

You can try to have a conversation with a woman, but she will be two pages ahead of you at all times. Plus we have the tendency to want to get the last word in. Okay, perhaps a slight understatement.....

You can lead a woman to rational thinking, but it will not erase a propensity for irritability.

See, I did present the other side as promised. Relationships are never easy, but they are interesting. And great fodder to poke a little fun at......