You Can Lead.....

You can lead a man to a project, but you can't always get him to finish it.

You can lead a man to jewelry, but you can't get him give it to you.

You can lead a man down the right path, but unless he feels like he chose the route, you are walking alone.

You can lead a man to the Mall, but you can't make him like it.

Men may be visual creatures, but they don't always see the obvious.

Men may be great problem solvers, but they sometimes can't see the answer right before their eyes.

How do I know this stuff? Well, I had a Dad, have brothers, sons. an ex-hubby, and a honey.

Man caves take on many forms - bathrooms, garages, offices, golf courses, work shops, basements. Men like to hibernate in their caves. Women don't have caves, we have kitchens, laundry rooms, grocery stores -trust me, it's not the same.

Men love to be connected as long as it doesn't require communication, a commitment, or seeing a doctor or dentist. They say women are stubborn, my guess is we learned it from the men.

Men rarely hear exactly what is said. Of course, women may not always say exactly what they mean. What was said, what was heard, and what was comprehended are almost never the same thing. It keeps things interesting though. In spite of what they say, men like to be kept guessing.

And, the remote control??? Well, that is man's equivalent to a fast pass to the man cave. A remote control completes a man, much like a woman might say a man completes her.

Bare in mind, all these wonderful man thoughts aren't directed toward, or the direct result of any one event, man, or experience. I'm not upset with Reno, haven't had a fight with my son, boss, or any other man I may have crossed paths with in this lifetime. Well, maybe one, or two tops, but they shall remain nameless.

Men are simply men. They are never simple and yet can always be simple. Maybe you can relate...... And lest you men feel slighted or picked on, equal time will be given to intricacy's (absurdity) of women. I promise.