Captions

If Sidney was described by captions he would read: "Plays well by himself. Prone to being a slug. Caution, has 5 reverse gears. Subject to spurts of excitement, causing him to shake, wiggle and shimmy. Eats poop. Hates getting into cars. Stubborn. Has a highly sensitive nose. Slightly timid, but highly trainable."

If Mickey was described he would read: "Consummate pet therapy dog. Highly talented dufus. Butterfly hunter. Holds the family record for chewing the most holes in blankets. Expert at attempting to stare squirrels down from tree's. Handsome bed hog. Has a highly sensitive nose."

And Kobe's description: "A face only a Mother could love. Has a highly sensitive nose, but can't remember where it is. Aged, but lovable. Warning, when excited, loses footing and scrambles on kitchen floor. Barks until fed. Has a happy soul. Not embarrassed by peeing on his front legs. Extremely camera shy".

Maddie's captions would read: "Where's the ball, throw the ball, throw the ball, throw the ball. Adorable when newly groomed. Excellent watch dog. Lounges on back with toys in mouth. Bed hog. Has a highly sensitive nose that always knows where the ball is. Licks paws habitually. Occasionally counter surfs. Is a brat when caught counter surfing.

Reno's caption - "Sleeps well through TV programs, but instantly alert when a commercial comes on. Has a highly sensitive nose. Thus finding puddles and piles intolerably offensive. Has a sense of humor as fine tuned as his nose. Never hesitates to lift Kobe and carry him up or down stairs as necessary. Hard working, loves fishing, hunting and NE football (not!) Knowledgeable. Organized. Patient. Prone to taking the last Cinnamon Santa. A real sweetheart."

Me - "Crazy dog lady. Short attention span. Mathematically inept. Able to laugh and cry at the exact same time, although it makes breathing difficult. Amusing. Prone to spending too much time on the net. Creative, but somewhat less than organized. Talented designer, and cook. Semi directionally challenged. Less sensitive nose, would not have made a good bird dog. Laughs outloud. Grateful and faith filled".

Yeppers, this sum us up to a "t", or a "c" for caption!